Winding long and narrow
Terrifying in every way
Nothing to drink or eat
And man, do you have to pay.
Spiders and snakes and frogs
Laying right there in your path
Walking around them isn’t an option
You’ll have to take their wrath.
Spitting fire and daggers
There are dragons along the way
Gnarly beasts you’ve never heard of
And yet, they like to play.
Other men will glare and sneer
Try to take you off course
You’ll have mountains to clear with zest
And you won’t even have a horse.
It’s your choice to carry on
Or quit while you’re ahead
Much easier women to get
When your goal is just your bed.