All About Me

I was flying right along in life

When it suddenly occurred to me

That everything people were saying was the truth.

I can be bitter like the cold hard wind

And soft like a blanket and gin

Or hard little a bitter cold truth.

I can be fake like your mother in law

Stable like a cool spring thaw

Crazy like the girl you forgot.

Sharp like a table knife

Sorted like your cheating wife

Or calm like a breeze you never felt.

Sexy like lingerie

A lie telling them your on your way.

Or something you remember you forgot.

You may know all these things in line

Thinking everything that was will always be

But I assure you

That you don’t know all about me.