I am not your hero darling Never claimed to be. Within the ball of trust you hold Does not contain me. I am not the candle on your table I'll never be your flame. With dignity comes multitude of trust And I just can't play that game. I am not the angel on your shoulder Telling you to do no wrong. I do it all the time, you see And typically with a song. I am not the mentor that you need at night My god, we just met! If you want a naked maiden though, I'd like to take the bet. I am not the answer to all your prayers You don't even pray! Has literally any of these ladies Ever gotten you to stay? I am not the place you hide from I'd throw you out on the lawn. I know if I said anything serious You'd most certainly be gone. I am not the serenity of the forest Clairvoyance takes a stand. Hidden within many words Is a heady, hurtful hand. But yea, you just get angry Then do your best to ignore. I'll just sneak right over here And show myself the door.