What Are My Chances?

It’s really quite ridiculous
How you won’t take off my pants.
I stand here for hours in lust
While you stand there in your underpants.

I don’t want to talk the world away
Or discuss minor advances.
I’d really like to get naked with you
Now tell me, what are my chances?

I don’t want to have to be charming
I’m a woman, In need.
Take what you will of my mind tonight
But make sure you do the deed.

I don’t give myself very often
Or to every man I see.
You best take advantage of this moment
Or I’ll replace you, with three.