If

It so much better wrapped up darkness

With absolutely no source of light.

If you can’t please a lady during the day

What makes you think you can at night?

I’m strong, you’ll have to be stronger

I’m not looking for a boy.

I’d rather have you hunting a warrior

Than trying to find a toy.

If you must beg forgiveness

Then you aren’t the one for me.

I’d rather have nothing

Than everything I could see.

I like wandering aimlessly

You’ll have to set my course

Though seeing is believing, sir

I’d rather have a horse.

There are barriers, and plenty

You’ll have to break them down.

That cannot happen from miles away

You’ll have to be in my town.

More than words, I’ll need action

You’ll have to pay the price

I like my men quite strong

But also very nice.